Cosmic Turkey - 2019 Blend - 12oz
You've got the stuffing. You've got the bird. You've got the pie. But you're missing the essentials: Space helmet, zero-grav boots, command center, survival kit. Thanksgiving's different now, so quit stalling and get that party into SPACE, dude. We know what you're thinking: "How do I afford a big enough blender to puree my dinner? More importantly, how do I find the time to get it into those weird zip-loc bags?" Lucky for you, super-stratospheric libations have come a long way since Neil Armstrong blasted off. Take this bag you're holding in your hand: A blend of Brazil boa Vista and Ethiopia Shakiso that's a perfect substitute for your (mostly) entire feast, with de-lish flavors of cranberry sauce, sweet sage, apple pie, and brown sugar. And even if you're still in astronaut training, prepping for your pals and family here on earth, it serves as the perfect personal jet fuel to keep you up through the hours of baking, basting, and boasting after even your terrible relatives admit you set the best table. Enjoy it.
Components: Guatemala Pulcal and Brazil boa Vista
We are Tasting: Cranberry, Brown Sugar, Marshmallow, and Sweet Sage